Join your favorite icy skaters in blue, The Heartless Heathers, for the return of the debaucherous Anti-Valentines Day party!

Bring your sweetie(s) or find love on the dance floor. Dare you make it a night really remember in the Spanking Booth? Feast your eyes on fabulous raffle prizes, leave a note at The Kiss Off wall, and get wild in the photo booth- the night is yours, luvvers!

Deets

February 14, 2026

8:00PM - 1:00AM

GOODBAR

4729 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202

Performers

Chastitty Honeydew
Chastitty Honeydew
Chastitty Honeydew is an award-winning, PNW-based international performer and Hostess with the Most Tits. Winner of Best Burlesque at the 2023 Brag Awards in Portland, and first ever Panty Riot Royalty in 2025. She has been a main stage performer at Kinkfest, Seattle Erotic Arts Festival, and has been throwing ass all the way to the Las Vegas Strip, New Zealand and back again. Whether she’s on the mic or on the floor, this busty bimbo brings a signature blend of sex, raunch, and plenty of stupid. She’s got the sweetest melons in burlesque and will leave you sticky and satisfied, with a show you’ll never forget.
“The Sweetest Melons in Burlesque”
“Hostess with the Most Tits”
2023 BRAG Awards, Best Burlesque
2025 Riot Royalty
https://www.instagram.com/chastittyhoneydew
Walt Hitman
Walt Hitman
Walt Hitman is one of your newest Heathers, and she is dusting off her heels for AVD Returns! Get ready for a rock-n-roll cryptid extravaganza!
http://www.instagram.com/w.hitman811

Currently Scheduled Shenanigans

8:00 PM - 9:00 PM

Happy Hour

10:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Performances, Dance Party, Raffles, and Naughty Games! More to be announced soon!

12:00 AM - 1:00 AM

Dance like it's the final countdown!

Location

A trip down memory lane...

Enjoy these photobooth moments from past AVD extravaganzas!